Wednesday, November 29, 2006

pots and pans and things in between

how come no one has ever debated the relative merits of pots and pans and others..?
i believe pans are healthier as they promote a more natural defecating posture... thus leading to easier evacuation of your colon... where as pots are more comfortable than pans but since they adopt a less natural defecating posture they often lead to incomplete evacuation... there are those contraptions which attempt to mimic a median path... i believe they are called mixed /hybrid commodes or orissa commodes by the plumbing community. however i fail tounderstand how its pan function can be used by squatting perched so high up.. first of all it will take too much time when you are in a hurry to settle and perch... and secondly won't it be even more uncomfortable to perch and squat?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

edit the post and include a picture of this hybrid commode.

8:08 AM  
Blogger ushmi said...

i completely agree...the hybrid versions are useless

9:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


1:21 AM  
Blogger Loony Libberswick of Llapland said...

I'm scared of the indian loos. I keep thinking I'll fall into them. I think I have...once. Train ones are the scariest. I'd rather deal with "incomplete evacuation" as you call it.

10:58 AM  
Blogger Arse Poetica said...

i like the train loos, you can see the tracks and contemplate on eternity without having to listen to tinkling sounds, or plops, for that matter.

12:17 AM  

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