Sukumar Roy: a new reading

Why Sukumar Roy, I hear you cry? What has the writer of Abol Tabol have to do with the GLG? It is my humble submission that apart from being the finest book of whimsical verse ever written, Abol Tabol also contains two of the finest poems ever written on two diametrically opposed bowel acts--diarrohea and constipation. The poems in question are 'Ahladi' and 'Ramgorurer Chana'.
Still at sea? Remember, Sukumar Roy was writing at a time when Bengali society was more Victorian than the Victorians themselves, and the poems in question could not refer directly to their theme. However, Sukumar solved this problem by doing something very clever--substituting one offending consonant by a completely harmless one. So, the first four lines of Ahladi goes:

Haschi mora, haschi dekho, haschi mora ahladi
Teenjonete jotla kore phokla hasir palla di,
Haste haste aschhe dada, aschhi ami, aschhe bhai,
haschi keno keu janena, pacche hashi haschi tai.

Now simply replace all the 's'-s in the haschi words by 'g'. And read the passage out aloud....

And similarly,

Ramgorurer chana, hashte tader mana
hashir kotha bolle bole hashbo nananana.

Sodai more trase, oi bujhi keu hase...
Ekchokhe tai mitmitiye takay ashepashe.


I rest my case.