Paykhana-na-ma?

Since the Good Loo Guide seems to be going through an acute phase of constipation, a chhora here and a chhora there might prove to be worthy laxatives...

Nandita's Arnold-inspired disasterpiece;

The butt is calm tonight.
The bowel is full,
the pot lies fair upon the floor;
the turds stand,
stinking and hard,
Out in the tranquil way.
Come to the rectum, sweet is the fart air!
......
Listen!you hear the grating roar
Of wind which the turds draw back,
and fling...